So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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