chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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