do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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