i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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