Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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