Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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