woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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