they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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