you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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