How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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