in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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