at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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