At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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