no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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