Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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