It's just like the Real World with babies
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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