i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
then he tried to convert me to islam
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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