What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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