I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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