the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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