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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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