What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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