it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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