im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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