he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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