so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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