Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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