Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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