No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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