hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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