***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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