How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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