I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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