Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
