I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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