For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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