ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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