So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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