I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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