I think i sorta joined a cult last night
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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