Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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