Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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