I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
