Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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