my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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