she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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