Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
