he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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