I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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