windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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