Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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