Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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