her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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