Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
this boner is exhausting
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
