I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
